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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Items Found:	2164

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, Claims, Conflict, current events, disputed territory, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, News, outskirts, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crops Grown:	2608	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

BorderBlockParty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

NoteblockBeats

antidepressant effects, auditory cortex, brain synchronization, Brainwaves, classical music, depression treatment, emotional information, emotional wellbeing, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, mood boost, music and mood, music therapy, neuroscience, NoteblockBeats, rewards circuit, sensory information, study, Therapy, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	113
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

Mohg SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	5852
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261

Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.

Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.

In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.

We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.

We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.

Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!

188.165.195.117

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	783	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4273	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	2186
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	7561
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2757
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.