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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7917 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!