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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7559 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 7623 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.
imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.
plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.
so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.
