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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1220 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
