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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9626 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!