Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!
Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.
Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.
Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.
Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity chat | A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience. |
| Nice community | A small, chill community that you can hang out with. |
| Votes and suggestions | Suggest and vote on changes for the server. |
| Whitelist | Server has applications to keep the griefers out. |
| Mods | A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience. |
| No TP | No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla. |
You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.
The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.
From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 (Vanilla) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!
Join us on DISCORD
Happy crafting!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always up to date with the latest features? | Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefers? | Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?