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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4987 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!