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CraftyJewTalk Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	300466	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	667
Secret Passages Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5062

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary “Chicken of Destiny,” you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, this server is not for you).

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4976	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Items Found:	2520	Dragon Eggs Found:	1075

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	115	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Farms Harvested:	621	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	3079
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	183522
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.