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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6925 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8428 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and creepers did the cha-cha. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, and they never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary baubau, a mysterious figure who sings like an angel and fights like a demon. Rumor has it that baubau once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next baubau legend!