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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.