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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where time is just a number and rules are meant to be broken! Join us and experience the thrill of skipping gamethreads like a true newfag pro.

Our server is so wild that we went from 5 to 7 in the blink of an eye – because who needs logic when you have pure chaos and fun? Don’t worry about following the rules here, we embrace the madness and encourage you to unleash your inner crazy Minecraft genius.

So come on, join us and be part of the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our server? Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get weird together!

WifeEnergyCraft

APPOINTMENTS, bills, car maintenance, Communication, condescending, Dismissive, division of labor, freelancing, home maintenance, household tasks, income earner, insensitive, insurance, invisible labor, Marriage, Mental load, Paperwork, Partnership, passive aggressive, stocks, WifeEnergyCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server where we understand the true meaning of partnership! Are you tired of carrying all the mental load in your relationship? Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t appreciate all the behind-the-scenes work you do to keep things running smoothly? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate the unsung heroes who handle all the paperwork, maintenance, bills, and more!

Join us and unleash your inner hero as you navigate through tasks that keep your virtual life from falling apart. Forget about the mundane tasks like cooking and cleaning – here, we salute the real MVPs who handle everything else. And hey, if your partner ever doubts the amount of work you do, just send them our way for a reality check!

So come on down to our server and show the world that mental load matters. Who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to manage? Join now and let’s see who can handle the heat of the ultimate mental load challenge!

CraftyInsomniac

burning the midnight oil, can’t sleep, CraftyInsomniac, insomnia, late night, late night conversations, late night musings, late night scrolling, late night vibes, midnight thoughts, night owl, Night shift, night time activities, night time routine, night time thoughts, nocturnal activities, restless, sleep deprivation, Sleepless, still awake, Up late

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it will keep you up all night building, mining, and battling mobs like a true Minecraft warrior.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding diamond blocks in the shape of a unicorn, riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, edible cake!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and claim its loot for yourself?

So if you’re still awake and looking for some insane Minecraft adventures, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just make sure to bring plenty of snacks and energy drinks, because you won’t want to leave once you start playing!

CraftyCommiesMC

Alliance, Brazil, China, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, East-West relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, multilateralism, Négotiation, Partnership, peace plan, Peacebuilding, Support, Ukraine, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.

like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.

plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.

so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.

PolarMeltCraft

antarctic, Arctic, climate change, environmental impact, faster melting, global warming, ice cap consequences, ice cap depletion, ice cap destruction, ice cap melting, ice caps, ice formation, ice manufacturing, ice melting, ice melting rate, ice production, ice production technology, melting ice, polar ice, polar regions, PolarMeltCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the ice melts faster than my brain cells after a night of partying with creepers! We got polar bears doing the electric slide on the melting ice caps and penguins throwing raves in igloos made of diamond blocks.

Join us and witness the chaos as the world slowly turns into a water park with polar bears riding water slides and dolphins doing backflips in lava pools. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your floaties, ’cause things are about to get wet and wild!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, IPFS Edition, japanese games, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPlay, RGSS decryptor, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpgmaker, RPGMAKER games, Server, soccer bros, VH FAQ, video games, Violated Heroine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

A, A Gasserald, always, Always Be, BE, Be A, Gasserald, Gasserald tags, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Will, Will Always, Xir, Xir tags, Xir Will, Xir Will Always Be A Gasserald, XirGasseraldCraft, XWABAG, XWABAG tags

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6889

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Emeralds Found:	7422	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	200	New Chunks Explored:	895179
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Zombie Dances:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!