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CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	6975	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	286	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crops Grown:	5158	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Star Shards Collected:	268
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	371
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1217	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!