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Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Emeralds Found:	942	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9257	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1101	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	7818
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	1129
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!