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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1855 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
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