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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8307 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 210 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of being the favorite child, just like our player who received $640 and a fancy necklace from his aunt for being the “oldest baby boy.” Who needs a participation trophy when you can have a fat stack of cash and some bling around your neck?
Don’t worry about your younger siblings feeling left out, because on our server, it’s all about recognizing the hustle and rewarding it accordingly. And hey, if your aunt happens to be a generous benefactor like our player’s aunt, who knows what kind of treasures you might receive!
So come on over to our server and bask in the glory of being the golden child. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash and a shiny necklace to show off? Join now and let the favoritism flow!