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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere! Our server is like, totally committed to making sure you have the best time ever, just like how China is ‘unshakably’ committed to Ukraine’s territorial integrity.
You’ll be able to build the most insane creations, like a giant taco that shoots lasers or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can fight other players with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
