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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5444 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3648 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
