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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5631 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3454 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9986 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
