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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 858 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!