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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7588 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
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