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Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

f1, F1exposure, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula, Formula Autism, jenson, Jenson-san, Jessica-san, Jessicas, Lap 7539, lec, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, NOR, Pia, quali, racers, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, rus, smp, Tyre Kebab GP, ver, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

SMP – Relentless Formula One General – MINECRAFT SMP – SON OF LAW Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, abu dhabi, Alpine, Alpine 100 Race Plan, aston martin, Colapinto, Edition, f1, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, Formula, Formula Autism, formula one, gasly, general, Hamilton, law, Lawson, marko, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Ocon, Perez, Pirelli United States Grand Prix, red bull, RELENTLESS, Ricciardo, Singapore GP, smp, Son, SON OF LAW edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane builds that will blow your mind.

We have a countdown to the Pirelli United States Grand Prix because why not? Who doesn’t love a good race while mining for diamonds? And if you’re a fan of F1, we have a FantasyGP league where you can show off your racing knowledge and win some epic prizes.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 224 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? That’s the kind of dedication we love to see on our server. And don’t even get us started on Fernando Alonso and Max Verstappen’s win droughts – they’ve got nothing on our epic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP in the world. Who needs podium finishes when you can build the craziest creations and have the most fun ever? Let’s dig, build, and laugh our way to victory!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GravellyF1 – Zooming Around with Gravelly Consequences in Minecraft!

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alonso, Alpine 100 Race Pain73, consequences, driving standards, f1, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, fia, Formula Autism, Gravel Consequences Edition, gravelly, GravellyF1, Hamilton, Horner, House Judiciary, Imola, IndyCar, Lap #7080, Lewis Hamilton, mclaren, Miami GP, Minecraft, MSC CRUISES GRAN PREMIO DEL MADE IN ITALY E DELL’EMILIA-ROMAGNA, Newey, Nico Hülkenberg, red bull, Relentless Formula One General, Theo Poorchair, Wolff, ZOOMING

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Votes:	777	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than watching Nico Hülkenberg race without ever scoring a podium? Join our server where the only thing faster than Lewis Hamilton’s win drought is our server’s performance! With more twists and turns than Fernando Alonso’s comeback, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!

Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

1.20.2, alternative career paths, changing industries, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate failure, corpotubing, gradual decline, Independent Success, indie, indie success, massive yabs, not with a bang but a whimper, profit vs passion, profitable option, quitting corporate, slow decline, talent drain, talent realization, talents slowly quitting, the way the world ends, whimpers, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2079	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

animal hospital, bio-fluid, Boss, conversation starter, doggone, exaggerating, fact check, fiance’s dog scrotum, Fun, gross, leaking, living room, losing my mind, Permission, pet, ScrotumCraft, Server, throwing away, Tick, Trouble, Unique, WIBTA, work from home

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

NoPantsNoSleepMC

Bedroom clothing., bedtime attire, boxers, Briefs, comfortable clothing, lingerie, lounge wear, Night robe, Nightdress, nightgown, Nightwear, NoPantsNoSleepMC, PAJAMAS, shorts, sleep attire, sleep pants, Sleep shirt, sleep shorts, Sleepwear, t-shirt, underwear

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your computer screen! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT, and hunting down elusive pink sheep for their magical wool.

And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, North Korean troops, russia, Troops, Ukraine, War, world events, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense

40 Dogs Named Biscuit

admins, adventurers, biscuit, Builders, commands, Community, Discord, Dogs, Enchantments, growth, kenshi, name.., Named, Players, project zomboid, rimworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Timber, Trading, Vanilla, VIBE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1726	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	1963	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

40 Dogs Named Biscuit Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	Enhance tools and weapons with powerful enchantments beyond vanilla limits.
Unlimited Villager Trading	No trade caps—keep the deals going as long as you like!
Essential Commands for Players	/home: Easily return to your base anytime. /rtp: Explore new lands with random teleportation. /claim: Protect your builds with a simple land-claim system.
Chest Shops	Start your own shop and trade with other players to grow your wealth.
Timber: Instant Tree Cutting!	Break one log, and the whole tree falls! Timber saves time, makes resource gathering easy, and keeps things balanced by tracking axe durability.
And More to Come!	We’re just getting started and want you to help shape the future of our server. Friendly admins, a laid-back vibe, and room for growth. Also interested in building communities around Rimworld and Kenshi.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/GAbaGxTJ2k.

Q: What is the server’s name based on?

A: Be one of the first to find out how the server got its name. 😉

RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9858	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	147	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.