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Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

Army, BELIEF, BLOCK, Conversion, converting to Judaism, culture, eastern europe, FAITH, formalizing allegiance, Identity, Jewish community, Jewish faith, Jewkrainian, loyalty, Mania, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, Religion, religious conversion, tradition, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, Western ruling class

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	289	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	7582	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	9692

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	2156

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	585	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	113852
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!