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CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

ABRAMS, Battlegroup North, blackrock, Chug, Comfy Happening, Council of Europe, CraftyChug, debt interest payments, Estonia, French Jets, Globohomo, Israel, Kharkov Region, kyiv, Lithuania, lolz, military age Ukrainian men., NATO Council, nuspeak, Poland, putin, shoigu, soldiers, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine General, Ukrainian military, UKROP, US support, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	754	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, Dawn Office Fixer, download links, e.g.o, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pointillist Student, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, REIGNS, Ryoshu, Sanguine Desire Rodion, tutorial, Walpurgis Night, Wingbeat Ishmael

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4610
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6879	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Enchantments Applied:	95
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	4599	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	8163
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Farms Harvested:	667
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Items Found:	1590	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8018
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.