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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5427 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5818 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.
Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.
So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!
