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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2751 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!