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JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

acceptance, celebration, controversy, Country, culture, Entertainment, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, Live, live tv, Media, Minecraft, penis, penises, performance art, piano, Pianocraft, Play, Polite, shock value, societal norms, television, trannies, tranny, uk, well mannered

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ores Mined:	8579	Players Killed by Monsters:	2625

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

branding, branding strategy, Characters, cute, cyber, Digital, Icons, internet, Internets, madness, Marketing, mascot, mascots, meme, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Popular, social media, symbols, Technology, viral, virtual, web

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

Admiration, adoration, adore, captivation, CREEPERS, Crush, devotion, Enchantment, fervor, fucking, Hag, HagCraft, I, i fucking love this hag, idolization, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, Resist, this.., Worship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	3899
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	395559	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	3154	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	794946	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!