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QuakeCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, alien invasion, Classic Game, Communication, First Person Shooter, fps, futuristic, Gaming, intense gameplay, long tail tags, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, priority alpha, Quake II, Quakecraft, retro gaming, Sci Fi, Server, video game

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	1348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!

Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ConnorCraft SMP: The OG MacGregor

Call Me, call me Connor, Connor Mac, Connor MacGregor, Connor MacNIGGER, ConnorCraft, first, first Connor, long tail, macgregor, n-word, smp, tags

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	9549	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become the next Connor MacNIGGER (yes, that’s a thing here)! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we have epic battles with giant mutant chickens and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner Connor MacNIGGER. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the legendary diamond pickaxes are hidden, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and unleash your inner Connor MacNIGGER on this insane Minecraft adventure!

BlockyLawFamDrama

assets, bills, BlockyLawFamDrama, doubt, drug addict, encouragement, exclusion, family, finances, financial help, graduate program, Graduation, groceries, law school, relationships, scholarship, SEC law school, stress, Utilities, vet school, Wealthy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	284	New Chunks Explored:	105948
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2623
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire and not have to worry about your drug-addict brother mooching off your wealthy parents? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can graduate from law school without any family drama!

On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!

UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

aerospace, Air Force, aircraft, countermeasure, Decoy, Defense Show, Display, Exhibition, f-16, inflatable, innovation, Maneuver, Military, SECURITY, simulation, Surveillance, tactical, Technology, Training, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Mines Excavated:	4831	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with an inflatable Ukrainian F-16 decoy?! Yeah, neither have we, but on this server, it’s a thing! Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds and out of nowhere, BAM! A giant inflatable plane pops up next to you. It’s like a party every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.

ShroomyCraft: Not Plant Based!

Based, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, food labeling., Fungi, ingredient analysis, meat alternatives, mushroom dishes, mushrooms, Plant, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based cooking, plant-based ingredients, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, ShroomyCraft, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mines Excavated:	3951
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U TRIP BALLS AND SEE CREEPERS DANCING THE MACARENA. OUR MUSHROOMS ARE SO GOOD, THEY’LL TURN U INTO A FUNGUS SUPERHERO WITH THE ABILITY TO GROW GIANT MUSHROOMS WITH A SINGLE FART.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE U CAN PARTY WITH THE FUNGI FOLK AND LEARN THEIR ANCIENT MUSHROOM MAGIC. U CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT MUSHROOM INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL CARROT ARMY.

SO COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MUSHROOM MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PLANTS WHEN U CAN HAVE FUNGI FANTASY? LET’S GET WEIRD AND MUSHROOMY TOGETHER!

CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave

addiction treatment, alternative therapy, behavioral therapy, Carnosic acid, cocaine reward, cocaine self-administration, cocaine sensitization, CocaineCraft, dopamine regulation, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction, Drug research, herbal medicine, holistic health, mental health, natural remedies, neurochemistry, Pharmacology, plant extracts, rosemary extract, RosemaryRave, substance abuse

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4513	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have CARROT ACID (rosemary extract) that will make you forget about all the COCAINE you used to do! It will reduce your cravings, make you less sensitive to drugs, and even help you stop self-administering that sweet, sweet white powder. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it! Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What more could you ask for?! Join now and let the carnosic acid take you on a wild ride of sobriety and silliness!

Welcome to MangoBay, where building sand castles is a serious business!

active member, Additions, adjustments, auction house, building, Business, Castles, Community, Ip:, MangoBay, pay to win, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, sand, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tweaks, Voting, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	9096
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Description
Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community, we listen to our community and make tweaks and adjustments as needed and offer many ways to become an active member of our server. Here on Mango Bay we don’t believe in “Pay to win” nonsense, which is why we offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting! We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and so much more!

Description

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community, we listen to our community and make tweaks and adjustments as needed and offer many ways to become an active member of our server. Here on Mango Bay we don’t believe in “Pay to win” nonsense, which is why we offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting! We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and so much more!

IP: Play.mangobaymc.com

Website: www.mangobaymc.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I rank up on the server?	Players can rank up and get rewards by voting regularly.
What are some quality of life additions on the server?	Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, server map, and an Auction house.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Mango Bay does not believe in pay-to-win and offers fair gameplay for all players.

MineTaleCraft Server

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, deltarune progress, extra content, fangamebin, font change, image collections, legends of localization, merch, MineTaleCraft, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, Undertale, Undertale Artbook, undertale demo, writebins

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	110
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like diving into a pool of lava – but without the burns!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Want to relax after a long day of mining? We’ve got poolside relaxation areas where you can chill like a polar bear on an iceberg.

And if you’re a fan of DELTARUNE or Undertale, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got secret Easter eggs hidden throughout the server that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BBQDipperZestySMP

BBQ Sauce, BBQDipperZestySMP, condiment lover, condiments, CRISPY, DELICIOUS, dipping sauce, flavor, flavor profile, foodie, hot mustard, onion rings, sauce experimentation, sauce logic, sauce matters, sauce pairing, Savory, spicy, tangy, taste testing, zesty sauce

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as saucy as a plate of onion rings dipped in hot mustard? Look no further, because our server is the spiciest place to be! We believe that the key to a successful Minecraft experience is not the blocks or the mobs, but the sauce – just like how the zip and crispiness of onion rings make the sauce, not the other way around. Join us for a flavorful adventure filled with ridiculous builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few onion ring recipes along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this saucy fun!

BroBroIndependenceCraft

babying, BroBroIndependenceCraft, college, english books, Feedback, hand holding, high school, higher education, hurt feelings, INDEPENDENCE, long term aid, my brother, negative side effects, papers, Projects, quizlets, sibling rivalry, sophomore year, study sets

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of being the family tutor for your little brother? Do you want to escape the endless cycle of helping him with his school work? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother mooching off your hard work. You can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling fierce mobs without any interruptions from your family members.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No More Homework” potion that will make all your school work disappear (in Minecraft, of course). Say goodbye to the stress of being the family tutor and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server!

So come on, join us and leave the drama at home. Who needs study materials when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?