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Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Almite mc

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

This Is The Official Server Of Almite KK

Main Discordhttps://discord.gg/cDD5rethEr

Minecraft Discordhttps://discord.gg/RztKaQbvZf

panel.lunarhostings.com

CraftLand Survival Free VIP Minecraft Server

Divine RPG

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	957078	Divine Spears Created:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

We have launched one of the most promising servers for minecraft:

Free VIP

You can choose a class and upgrade it.

15 bosses, can you find them all?

Scene mode,

Available donation,

PVP mode,

Difficult mobs

Leveling up skills

Join us:

ip address: 45.93.200.33:25647

IP address: Craftland.ru-mc.ru

SirYakari unOficiall

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	221	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6584
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Server from YouTuber SirYakari’s fans. Play classic Bedwars, mini duels, Autoparkur or build in creative mode on your own land.

Vault, Word Guard, Anti Cheat are running on the server.

mc.siryakari.cz

CakeFactions V2

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

5.135.32.7:25581

Legend of eternia

Adventure, Balanced Economy, free, Magic, Modded, RPG, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

kingdom.legendofeternia.com

STATEWAR – Military-political server | TOWNY Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Your main task is to create a powerful state, build cities, extract resources, interact and trade with other states

mc.statewar.ru

Mythos

Abilities, Classes, Economy, Faction Survival, RPG, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

What is Mythos?

– Mythos is a custom survival server, adapted to provide fun and variety to common survival.

What is the server about?

– The server is based on the multiplayer survival experience of Minecraft combined with an RPG style (Dungeons.etc), which means that you can do everything in a survival game, added to its accessories that modify the gaming experience.

¿Lore/Rol?

– The server starts with a blank page for users to develop the history of the server. Do you want to be the lord of a powerful empire? Go ahead, do you want to be known as the most bloodthirsty of fighters? You are free to choose your path. Form the Alliances and Empires that will form the foundations of the server. If you don’t like the cooperative experience, the server has items and skills for “Lone Wolves” who wish to embark on adventures alone.

The server joins the events created by the players of dominant factions and they will be assigned important roles on the server, therefore, try to solidly form your Factions/Groups to be able to fight for dominance of the server and its resources. The size of the map is 6k x 6k its resources are limited, the map will be expanded as necessary (They are custom maps therefore they also come with a limited configuration)

*Note: Although you are free to touch the map, let’s avoid deliberately damaging the map so that you can have good views and don’t be dirty #TheMapaHasSentimientos

mythos.mysrv.us

VoidMine – second season! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to VoidMine, where you can enjoy the game with a nice community. There are no privileges on the server that give an advantage or affect the gameplay, privates, cases or other rubbish. Just recently (October 29) there was a wipe on the server.

You can join the server by writing your nickname in Discord.https://discord.gg/UNBpXJdYYJ

Features of our server:

1) Voice chat (PlasmoVoice).

2) Change the skin on the server.

3) Interactive map. It is available at https://map.voidmine.ru/ or by clicking on the button on the website https://voidmine.ru.

4) Friendly and friendly Administration.

5) All players are equal to each other.

6) System of cities (clans).

We are waiting for you on our server 🙂

play.voidmine.ru

Trolls Server

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Just a survival server where you can relax and play minecraft with your mates. people are advised against using baritone or xrays because it makes it unfair for other players though ultimately its up to you. NOTE: GREIFING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WILL RESULT IN WARNINGS, KICKS OR BANS.

trollserver.ggs.gg

Cozy Cosmos

Economy, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Cozy Cosmos is a Minecraft sever network that aims to provide the ideal NON pay-to-win survival multiplayer experience for everyone! Currently only featuring Towny, a Factions and Skyblock server are in the works, with plans for several others! our server is unique due to our unique features and community, which we as the staff and and I as the owner have worked hard to create and maintain. Here are some of these features:

– Bedrock connections: Despite this being a java server, players on the bedrock edition of the game are able to connect and play! Using the regular IP address and the port 19132 you are able to play just like a java player!

– Brewery: Make custom drinks! Alcohol or not, there’s plenty of options!

– Miden’s Foods: Named for the creator of the plugin who is also the owner of the server, this plugin allows for custom foods to be added to the game that the player actually eats like normal vanilla food. There are plenty of new items that you can make and sell in your own little café.

– Enchants plus: A plugin that has very customizable enchantments in our server! We have spent a lot of time adjusting and balancing these enchants. A list of enchantments and what they do can be found in our discord.

– Siege war: A type of war-on-demand plugin for towny that allows you to siege enemy towns and absorb them into your nations! Towns who don’t want to participate don’t have to and can opt out of war at any point in time.

– Dynmap: A dynamic map of the entire server where you can see the entire world and find places to build or other people to visit and interact with!

Of course, there are plenty more features that help round out our server and help continuously give you something to do, and anyone from our community would be more than willing to walk you through everything, so join today to get started!

play.cozycosmos.net