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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2182 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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