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BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2436	Mines Excavated:	4751
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Votes:	1964
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3396	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2621	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	7972	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments

affirmation, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, emotional intelligence, encouragement, friendship, genuine compliments, Kindness, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, self esteem, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, Missiles, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, political decision, potential threat, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Votes:	9801
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

Army, CASUALTIES, Condolences, Conflict, Dead, deployment, foreign nationals, Grief, Indians, International, investigation, Loss, military unit, mourning, News, non-Russians, Noobs, PixelWarriors, RETURN, soldiers, Tragedy, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

AVOID, avoidable risks, Caution, children, detrimental, detrimental effects, HARMFUL, harmful substances, health, health risks, Kids, Precaution, PreggoCraft, pregnant mothers, Risk, Safe, Safety, Sensitive, TOXIC, Unsafe, vulnerable, Warning, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
New Chunks Explored:	570741	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.