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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Emeralds Found:	7684
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Farms Harvested:	373

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	New Chunks Explored:	763003
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2731	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!