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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8521 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
New Chunks Explored: | 45539 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 466 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!