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CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

CraftyTrolls R Us

1. Turkey, adventure 2. Turkish, Ancient Ruins, CraftyTrolls, culture, Exploration, Günoo, Hiking, historical sites, Mediterranean, outdoor activities, sightseeing 3. Anatolia, tourism, travel, travel blog 4. Turkish Riviera, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, Turkish cuisine, vacation 5. Turkish coast

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9828	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214

Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Potions Brewed:	160	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	New Chunks Explored:	822562
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5055

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!