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FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	708
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3987	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	652672	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	108	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7333	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3361

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!