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  • / A F L / Minecraft SMP

    / A F L / Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 101
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Dimension Hops: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

    So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

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  • PokeClash: Where Cobblestones and Pokemon collide, because why not? Absolutely No Pay2Win 🙂

    PokeClash: Where Cobblestones and Pokemon collide, because why not? Absolutely No Pay2Win :)
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5703
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    PokeClash Minecraft Server

    IP cobble.pokeclash.com
    Cobblemon Version 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features:

    • Non-PTW
    • Dex Ranks
    • Custom terrain gen
    • Rotating Cobblemon Competitions
    • Cobblemon Community Tasks
    • Skills
    • Catch Combos
    • Mega Evos
    • Mega Raids
    • Outbreaks
    • Shopkeepers
    • Land Claiming and Homes
    • PokeDex rewards
    • Pokehunts
    • PokeBuilder
    • PokeBingo
    • Daycare
    • GTS
    • Fakemon Spawns
    • Legendary Spawns
    • WonderTrade
    • Pokemon Trading
    • Pokemon Fishing
    • Keep Inventory
    • Cosmetics
    • Player Warps and Player Chest Shops
    • New Resource World every week
    • Custom textures and blocks
    • Pokemon & vanilla mob spawns
    • Custom Starters

    Server Links & Info:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs:

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is non-PTW.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are various custom features like Dex Ranks, Mega Evos, and more.
    How often are new Resource Worlds created? New Resource Worlds are planned every week.
    Can I trade with other players on the server? Yes, there is a GTS and Pokemon Trading available.

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  • WebmCraft Server

    WebmCraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1336
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 4285 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jessie Rogers’ ruined pussy in 2024? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality. Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • CraftyNeet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNeet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4370
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

    Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

    Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

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  • ElixarMC

    ElixarMC
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6833
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    ElixarMC Is a Minecraft server created by a small team, that uses the popular game mode lifesteal With other fun aspects to change up the game play and bring a unique experience to Minecraft. Are server provides!

    Custom Items and Armour Events Warzone and warps Monthly Updates Teams and TeamTop With Rewards Bedrock Cosplay Custom Textures Fast Crystals Ranks Regenerating Crystals at warzone More

    elixarmc.apexmc.co:26326

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  • ⛰️ Wild Survival with a Side of Drama and Mild Chaos! 1.20.4

    ⛰️ Wild Survival with a Side of Drama and Mild Chaos! 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4978
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WildSurvival

    play.wildsurvival.me

    Version 1.16-1.20.6

    Discord: Join us here!

    About us!

    Features
    Free/Earnable Ranks
    ✅ Custom Enchants
    ✅ Jobs
    ✅ Dynamic Player Driven Economy
    ✅ McMMO Skills
    ✅ Quests & Events
    ✅ Regular Updates & Active Staff

    We’re looking for new, active players and potential staff members!

    Dive into WildSurvival today and start your adventure!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply enter “play.wildsurvival.me” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and connect.

    2. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them in our Discord server or on our website.

    3. Can I earn ranks for free on the server?

    Yes, we offer free and earnable ranks for players based on their activity and contributions to the server.

    4. Are there regular updates on the server?

    Yes, we strive to provide regular updates to improve the player experience and add new features to the server.

    5. Is the server community-friendly?

    Absolutely, our server has a vibrant and inclusive community with active staff members who are always ready to help new players.

    6. How can I report a player for misconduct?

    If you encounter a player who is violating the server rules or engaging in inappropriate behavior, you can report them to a staff member through Discord or in-game chat.

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  • Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6937
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to breakdance like a pro too. Plus, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. They sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You’ll be dancing to the beat of their funky tunes until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves. They have a secret talent for singing opera. It’s truly a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet that legendary breakdancing chicken.

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  • CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

    CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 249
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is leaking with fun and excitement! Join us for the “Leaks Pissing from my Ass Edition” where you’ll experience the wildest adventures and craziest challenges.

    But wait, there’s more! We have ViDocs, Season 23, Lightfall, and a whole bunch of resources to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need help with TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, or DPS? We’ve got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of leaks pissing from your ass!

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  • Anarch Earth

    Anarch Earth
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7301
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1555 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    A high quality Earth style server with a custom economy system, ranks, and kits. There are many things you can do in this server!

    play.anarch.pro:25639

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  • Nerdcrafteria: Where even creepers get an education! Join the fun on 1.20.4!

    Nerdcrafteria: Where even creepers get an education! Join the fun on 1.20.4!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9947
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3857 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 41462 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name NERDCRAFTERIA
    Server IP mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4

    Overview: Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters! Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. The server has multiple worlds including a main world with an economy plugin, a resource world, as well as survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.

    FAQ:

    1. What is the focus of Nerdcrafteria?

    Answer: Nerdcrafteria aims to promote a fun family gaming environment for all while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck, a registered non-profit.

    2. Who owns Nerdcrafteria?

    Answer: Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers.

    3. Are there any rules for the server?

    Answer: Yes, upon joining, players are asked to accept the Code of Conduct. The server is family-friendly and PG oriented.

    4. How can I support Nerdcrafteria?

    Answer: You can support Nerdcrafteria by donating through their Donation store. 100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck.

    5. Where can I find more information about Nerdcrafteria?

    Answer: More information can be found on their website at Nerdcrafteria.com, on their Discord, and by watching their server tour video.

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