footy jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

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AFL, AFL banter, AFL banter community, AFL memes, Australian rules football, Carlton, Carlton Football Club, Carlton supporters, comedy, Entertainment, footy jokes, Funny Moments, general, humorous content, LAUGH, Minecraft, smp, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports fans, sports humor, team banter
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.
So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

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Come join TechNut for mating rituals, I mean vanilla Minecraft fun! No squares or curls allowed.

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Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

What is Technut?!	Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game. Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together. Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience. While our server focuses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.
When did the server start/reset?	Technut first opened its doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?	We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
How can I apply?	Apply through our Discord here! Or, view our website here & see our current projects and dynmap!!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server without being whitelisted?

As Technut is a Whitelist only server, you must go through the application process to be considered for whitelist.

2. Are there any specific building requirements to join the server?

While there are no strict building requirements, we look for players who show creativity, dedication, and a passion for building in Minecraft.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow the use of specific mods like carpet mod for server quality of life, but any other mods must be approved by the server admins.

GhostedCraft Minecraft Server
alt account, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, digital interactions, disappearing act, friendship, Gaming, ghosted, GhostedCraft, ghosting in gaming, lost connections, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, online gaming, online relationships, Server, social dynamics, steam community, steam friend, unanswered messages, VANISHED, virtual friends
Are you tired of being ghosted by your Steam friends and watching them disappear into the abyss of alt accounts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again! Our community is so tight-knit that even if someone tries to pull a disappearing act, we’ll track them down faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a guarantee that you’ll never be left in the dark by your gaming buddies again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show those ghosting fiends what real friendship is all about!

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FinnerCraft SMP: The Threaded Adventures
#youtube, Adventures, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embroidery, Fabric, FINNER THREAD, FinnerCraft, Handmade, hobby, how-to, inspiration, needlework, Project, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, threaded, tutorial, Video
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor riding a pig into battle.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dolphins through the sky, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and even turn the entire world upside down (literally). And did I mention our weekly events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

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SisterlyAdvice Minecraft Server
blended family, children’s feelings, communication skills, Decision making, Emotional support, family conflict, family counseling, family decision-making, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, individual autonomy., marriage advice, marriage counseling, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Server, sibling relationships, SisterlyAdvice, step-parenting
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family therapy? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your blended family issues behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any anxious introverts lurking around.
Forget about making awkward small talk with your partner’s kids or worrying about replacing their dead dad. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama in the real world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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RoomieRebelCraft
Adult, Assignment, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dorm life, Friend, Housing, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, parents, personal autonomy, relationships, Respect, RoomieRebelCraft, roommate, Student Life, Support, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their true selves and build epic friendships! Just like the story of the college student who dared to room with their gay friend, we believe in breaking boundaries and challenging norms.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when the player’s mom tried to sabotage their rooming situation. Will you stand strong in the face of adversity or will you cave under pressure like a stack of sand blocks?
Explore our virtual world and show your parents that you can make your own decisions, even if it means rooming with a friend of a different gender. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons along the way!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

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TVShowFanaticMC SMP
all-time favorite, Beloved, best, binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long-running, memorable, must watch, series, smp, Suspense, television, Television Show, Thriller, top rated, TV series, tv show, TVShowFanaticMC
Are you tired of boring old TV shows? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic, action-packed, drama-filled adventure of your life!
Imagine this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players launch an all-out prank war on you. But don’t worry, because you can seek revenge by unleashing a horde of killer bunnies on their base!
And that’s not all – our server is home to legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot and ancient artifacts that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our weekly PvP tournaments will test your skills and bravery in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why waste your time watching TV when you can be living out your own thrilling adventure on our Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable experience of your gaming life!

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ManCraft: The Great Mysteries
Behavior, Communication, confusion, cultural norms, emotions, gender, Great, habits, male bonding, male friendships, Mancraft, Masculinity, Men, Mysteries, peer competition, peer influence, peer pressure, peer rivalry, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Traditions
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who never fail to make you laugh.
We have a secret underground club where we host wild parties with virtual drinks and pixelated dancing. Our moderators dress up as unicorns and ride around on rainbow sheep, spreading joy and chaos wherever they go.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Manly Man Challenge” where you have to fight off a horde of zombie cheerleaders armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s ridiculous, it’s insane, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Vlad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Affair, BETRAYAL, billionaire, BLOCK, controversy, Divorce, Family Values, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, orthodox church, Orthodox Priest, Party, Politics, power, putin, relationship, russia, scandal, Server, society, traditional values, Tsar, Vlads, Wealthy
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where all the players are like, super rich billionaires and they all left their orthodox priest husbands for each other. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! you gotta join this server to see all the drama and scandal unfold. plus, there’s like, diamonds everywhere and you can build a mansion fit for a billionaire. come join the madness, it’s gonna be wild!

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CraftyHostageFun
Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, extremism, extremist group, Hamas, Hamas threat, Hostage, hostage crisis, human rights abuses, intimidation, Israeli minister, israeli-palestinian conflict, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, political violence, Propaganda, Terrorism, torture, Video, Warning
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, hamas be sendin hostage torture videos to israeli ministers and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gotta come see for urself. the drama is real, fam. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can hide from the craziness. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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CoughCrafters
#coughing, audio identification, auditory cues, auditory memory, cough identification, CoughCrafters, distinctive cough, identifying voices, individual voice, sound perception, sound recognition, speech recognition, unique voice, vocal characteristics, vocal patterns, vocal recognition, vocal signature, voice analysis, voice identification, voice patterns, voice recognition
So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!

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