| Players: |
107/200 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
4 |
| Ores Mined: |
8094 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
41 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: |
12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
9292 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, the most epic adventures and stuff. like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with, like, diamond swords and stuff. it was, like, insane, man.
and, like, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we all, like, build crazy castles and roller coasters and stuff. one time, someone built a giant toilet just for fun. it was, like, hilarious, man.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we have, like, weekly treasure hunts where you can find, like, rare loot and stuff. one time, someone found a diamond block in a hidden cave and everyone was, like, freaking out. it was, like, the best day ever, man.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and meet some awesome peeps, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make. trust me, bro.
