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Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

26 years old, Adventure, allergy to working, Ankari draw, Ankaris, Anna Karina Guerrero Caraucan, complaining, David Pineda, despise family, drawer, Epic, Family issues, fujoshi, Galore, Incest, internet addiction, internet cut off, lolz, Minecraft, nsfw content, Server, Sheep from the doomverse, underage viewers, Venezuela

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Void Armor Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	568
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a, Adventures, Await, bored, Bread, BreadCraft, CarbLoaded, egirls, ex, Footjobs, gf, gooning, hentai, Session, Session bread, Wife, Wincest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

1st world, assimilation, Characters, Contribute, Country, Crafty, culture, demographics, Diversity, Domination, dream, Economy, Globalization, great replacement, immigrate, Immigrating, immigration, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opportunity, Population, progress, society, Workforce, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	8482
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

acceptance, Authenticity, Community, courage, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, Identity, LGBTQ, ONLINE, openly straight, PRESSURE, Proud, representation, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, streaming, Village, virtual, VISIBILITY, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

action, Adventure, bethesda, chadcraft, Chads, Combat, eternally, Exploration, Fallout, fallout 3, feels good, Gaming, Mutants, open world, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, rule, SUPREME, Survival, vault dweller, video games, Wasteland, winning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

30s, age, burden, cope, Craft, CraftyCougars, CREEPIN, DATING, Irrelevant, Men, Old, peak, Reality, Reluctant, selection criteria, Server, single, society, stigma, view, Wall, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6881
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

action games, building, Community, Cooperative Games General, cooperative gaming, coopg, Democratic Detonation, Digging, divers.gg., Helldivers 2, Helldivers.io, MineMates, Multiplayer Games, online co-op, Patch 01.000.202, Sci Fi Games, strategy games, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, trolling, Updates, Warbond, Wartracker

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

Anime, AnimeGamerGirlsOnly, culture, double standards, Entertainment, equality, feminism, games, Gaming, gender, hate, hobbies, interests, Like.., love, Media, Minecraft, Perception, PRETEND, representation, Secretly, Server, society, Stereotypes, unite, Video, video games, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	108061
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, batch command, compression, compression ratio, data compression, encoding software, Fat PS3, ffmpeg, file size reduction, legacy encoder, media encoding, pixelated, Storage, storage save, USB Media, video compression, video encoding, video processing, video quality, visual quality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	9040
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

#workout, active lifestyle, blocky, Cardio, determination, endorphins, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh air, health, Joggers, Jogging, lol, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nature, outdoors, physical activity, RUN, Running, self-care, Server, stress relief, sweat, Victory, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7500
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	7636	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!