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LightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8408	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	6536
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8140
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!