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PixelPanicCraft

cyber harassment, cyberbullying, digital footprint, Disturbing, graphic content, inappropriate, internet, internet culture, online behavior, online comments, online content, online experience, online exposure, online images, online privacy, online safety, online videos, PixelPanicCraft, regret, social media, viral video

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on chickens, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers throwing wild parties in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with more unexpected surprises than a box of exploding TNT.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and telling dad jokes that will make you question your sanity.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

PiggyPunishmentMC

court case, crime, criminal justice, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender inequality, German, harsher sentence, justice system, Legal System, Misogyny, Pig, PiggyPunishmentMC, punishment, rapist, sexism, Social Issues, victim blaming, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.

so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!

Maltreated Miners: Love, Violence & Diamonds

Abuse, adolescent development, adolescent maltreatment, behavioral patterns, dating violence, diamonds, early maltreatment, family dynamics, findings, intervention, long-term effects, love, Maltreated, mental health, miners, parent-child attachment, Predicts, Prevention, relationships, risk factors, risky sexual behavior, social work, study, Trauma, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Potions Brewed:	168	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	600

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life, but in block form. we got crazy adventures, like fighting dragons and building giant castles. but wait, there’s more!

our server is like a secret lab where we study the most random things, like how getting bullied as a kid can make u a total jerk in relationships later on. it’s like science, but with creepers and zombies. u never know what crazy discoveries we’ll make next!

and get this, if u join now, u’ll get a free virtual pet pig that can do backflips. yeah, u heard me right. a pig doing backflips. it’s like a circus in ur own minecraft world.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. or at least have a good laugh trying.

The Superflat Disaster: Where Survival is key, Resets are a mystery, community is tight and version is 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Bases, Challenging, Community, Disaster, discord server, gameplay, Ip:, key, Map, Mineshafts, Mystery, Pillager Outposts, Plugins, Resets, ruined portals, rules, Strongholds, Structures, Superflat, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Version, Villages, Wasteland

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Superflat Survival Overview:

Server Rules	No intrusive rules and zero game-changing plugins
Server Age	Since March 11, 2022
Community Size	Thousands of players have joined
Unique Features	Naturally occurring structures such as Villages, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, Strongholds, and Pillager Outposts

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	Since March 11, 2022
What are the server rules?	No intrusive rules and zero game-changing plugins
How can I join the server?	Use the IP “superflat.world”
Are there any unique features on the server?	Yes, naturally occurring structures such as Villages, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, Strongholds, and Pillager Outposts
Is there a Discord server I can join?	Yes, join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/8PVxNumQT9

Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise

anonymous users, controversial discussions, current events, cyberbullying, digital discourse, echo chambers, freedom of speech, groupthink, internet culture, Media influence, Minecraft, online debates., online forums, POL, Political Correctness, political opinions, Politics, polParadise, public opinion, Server, social media, societal issues, Some things just never change

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2912
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

EurotardCraft Minecraft Server

closed-mindedness, cultural ignorance, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, disrespectful attitudes, ethnocentrism, Eurocentrism, European stereotypes, EurotardCraft, eurotards, ignorance, intolerance, lack of education, Minecraft, narrow-mindedness, negative stereotypes, offensive behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, societal attitudes, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	502
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!

GymCreeperBlocker420

athletes, Community, emailing, football coach, GymCreeperBlocker420, HIGH, high school, Injuries, Intake, Marijuana, Paperwork, programming, sports, Stoned, strength and conditioning, summer lifting, Texting, Training, volunteer, volunteering, weight room

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	189	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

FamBam Betrayal

abandonment, BETRAYAL, coping, Disappointment, Dysfunctional, emotional, FamBam, family, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Loneliness, moving on, neglect, realization, relationships, Self Discovery, Support, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	669	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of your so-called “family” never being there for you in Minecraft? Join our server and build a new family with us! Our community is so tight-knit, we’ll have your back more than your own siblings ever did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly Endermen who just want to help players find their true home in the pixelated world. So say goodbye to your fake family and hello to your new blocky buddies on our server!

HongKongSuicideCraft Server

anxiety, Awareness, Cases, Concern Group, counseling, Crisis, depression, Help, HIGH, Hong Kong, HongKongSuicideCraft, HOTLINE, intervention, mental health, Prevention, public health, Server, statistics, stigma, stress, suicides, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed

advocacy, Africa, Allowed, Ban, Bans, child marriage, children, Development, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kids, law, Legal, legislation, Marriage, MarriageCraft, policy, Protection, RIGHTS, Sierra Leone, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.