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Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3029
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	279	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	116819
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	5444

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6242	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6247
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!