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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	392828
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	423316

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

Achievements, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Duels, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Levels, Magic, minecraft server, OneBlock, Parkour, Pets, PvP battles, Quests, Ratings, RPG abilities, Shop, Skills, Starter Kit, Survival, titles, Vampirism, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

mr.twc.su

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

1.20, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, collaboration, Community, Elected positions, family, imagination, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Realm, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	7879
Ores Mined:	7708	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

action, Anime, anime fight, Anime Series, battle, best fight, Bleach, Epic, favorite fight, Hollow, ichigo, INTENSE, Manga, manga fight, series, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul Society, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	410636	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

ExBoyfriendLove911

acceptance, accusing, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Closure, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, emotions, ex, ExBoyfriendLove911, family, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, relationship, self worth, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Animals Bred:	96	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mines Excavated:	3039

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

Absurd, absurd law, AbsurdLaw4Day, BIZARRE, Completely, Create, Day, everyone, FANTASY, follow, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, law, Minecraft, outlandish, rule, silly, smp, temporary, temporary law, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Votes:	1911	Emeralds Found:	3449
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

accelerated tree decay, Adults, blocks, Bluemap, Community, create your own shops, Creative, Currency, diamonds, Economy, Explore, Friendly, hide your armor, integrated, Mature, Minigame, MONEY, Nova, Npcs, Parkour, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, quality of life, real, Semi Vanilla, smp, SPENDING, terra, understand, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4406	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
Website	https://terranovasmp.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
Currency	Diamonds
Special Features	Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

FAQ

What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.