Food Porn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

eggslut, Mouthwatering, comfort food, treat yourself, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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SpicyCraft: Masochist Edition

food lovers, food porn, taste buds, spicy cravings, culinary delights

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur diamonds into pizza slices!! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server, so come join da fun and let’s make some memories together!! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire?? yea, u heard me right, rainbow fire!! so what are u waiting for?? come join da madness now!!! 🌈🔥🍕🐉 #bestserverever

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BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

focused on my facial hair, Dentures, >20 years old, some of it is gray, what the heck

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

Masculinity, matter, power dynamics, TinyBlockPenis, Mandatory

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

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Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

11. Sexual fantasy, 4. Cum tribute, 5. Tribute, sandwich, 1. Tribbing

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

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Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

interracial, pixelated, gooned to, Server, long trail

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

Adventures, uncharted 2, Successful, hate, okay

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

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Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

died, developer update, Killers, Server, 2019-2022 Download

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

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LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

Chill, easy-going, Calm, comfort, Serenity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

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