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PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2638
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Divine Spears Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5896
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5525	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	8250
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Emeralds Found:	9303	Animals Bred:	44
New Chunks Explored:	376271	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
New Chunks Explored:	898279	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!