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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8066 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!