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DrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1641	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he elite

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8959	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7237	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Farms Harvested:	921	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!