Fomo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

Checking, habits, screen time, Updates, social media

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos

nomophobia, excessive screen time, radiation exposure, social isolation, privacy concerns

Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

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MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

Craft, Happiness, enhance information flow, employers, job satisfaction

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

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GratefulCraft – No FOMO here!

Happiness, mindfulness, gratitude journal, self-care, joy

Are you tired of feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about FOMO again, because our virtual world is so epic that you’ll never want to leave.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, singing your favorite song. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bouncing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Trust us, you’ll never feel left out again with all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to FOMO forever. Who needs real life when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

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WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

new experiences, smp, Exploration, epic travel experiences, travel inspiration

Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?

So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?

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PartyPig Minecraft Server

autistic, birthday event, PartyPig, young children, Minecraft

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Let me tell you about this epic server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you, a brave 20-year-old warrior, are invited to a crazy 30th birthday bash by your sister’s friend. But wait, plot twist! You’re asked to babysit four tiny humans in a separate house while the party rages on. And get this, you’re autistic and parties aren’t your jam, but you’re willing to face the challenge for the sake of not missing out on the fun!

But fear not, for your sister swoops in like a hero on a diamond-clad steed and saves the day by negotiating with the birthday girl. Will you be the hero of the party or the villain who ditched the kiddos for a night of sibling shenanigans?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (we promise, they drop wool, not TNT)! Don’t be a blockhead, come join the chaos!

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FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

feeling left out, loyalty, Conflict Resolution, FOMO, peer pressure

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

financial stress, FOMO, cryptocurrency, alts dump, BTC dumps

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

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Bottoms Up Craft

Bottoms, impulse, emotions, panic selling, hindsight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!

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Blockchainlink: Where even the creepers know to HODL since August 2020!

AUGUST, market analysis, emotional investing, missed opportunity, CREEPERS

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities like not selling your Chainlink when it was $20 in August 2020? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make sure you never miss out on anything ever again! Join us and experience a world where the only blow off top you’ll see is when your mind is blown by all the crazy adventures and treasures waiting for you. Don’t let FOMO get the best of you, join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

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