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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

MineFitTips

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	190
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	84
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3757
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	501151

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	5395	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!