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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6733 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
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