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BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5828
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8062
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3536
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7741	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!