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  • FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

    FilmGeekMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 764
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineNSFWSecrets

    MineNSFWSecrets
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

    So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NanoMinecraftCreature

    NanoMinecraftCreature
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5093
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7713 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

    Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8141
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Version 1.21
    Mods
    Community Focus We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
    Grief Protection Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

    Why Join Us?

    Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

    How to Join

    Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
    How do I get whitelisted? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

    WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8427
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

    Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

    SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3523
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSass Minecraft Server

    StepSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9299
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Animals Bred: 46
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

    But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

    And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

    MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7305 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

    And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

    So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

    CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9517
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Farms Harvested: 269 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Potions Brewed: 129 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoMiniMiners

    NoMiniMiners
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1681
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Crops Grown: 5920 Magic Items Found: 5049
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

    Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

    Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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