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Crafty AF

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1307	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Streamers’ Struggle: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Animals Bred:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ores Mined:	2487

Are you tired of stressing out about streaming? Want to escape the pressures of being a content creator? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

Picture this: You’re streaming for fun and suddenly, you’re transported to a world where sound quality doesn’t matter and how you sound is irrelevant. No more stressing about your streaming setup or dealing with trolls in the chat. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Our server is a place where you can build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends without a care in the world. And the best part? No one cares if you’re a man, woman, or even a talking llama! Everyone is welcome to join in on the madness and have a great time.

So why wait? Say goodbye to the stresses of streaming and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter begin!

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	3434	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5813
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
New Chunks Explored:	253291	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!